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kyoukokirigiri:

(Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person. parents NOT Proud. Obama is disappointed. Do Not Have Sex Before Checking With Me First And I’ll Tell You If It’s Ok.

MMMMMMMM ONE MILION YERS DUNGEON NOtRIAL

(Source: touko, via ethonggg)

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Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?

Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that's my nigga.

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wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

(Source: patbby, via howhardcanitbe)

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meladoodle:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in. thanks for wearing your nametag, trouble.

(via darlexander)

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friend: so did you like 500 days of summer
me: i don't just joseph gordon like it
me: *whispers in your ear* i joseph gordon levitt
 *puts on sunglasses and walks away *

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fangsandfun:

a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”

suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.

LMAOOO HAHAHHHHAH

(Source: abaddonly, via darlexander)

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lovewhitelace:

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

LMAO LMAO. never have i ever.. up until not too long ago.

(Source: drugpudding)

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yaoipeen:

austrias-piano:

what if you twerked so hard your butt flew off

that would be some

fly booty

(Source: analcanals, via darlexander)

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