My moms customer: oh is that your daughter? How old is she?
Mom: shes 18 but 19 according to the lunar calendar. These American kids dont go by the lunar calendar
Me: of course not mom. When im 20 & i want to buy alcohol do you think theyll let me if i tell them im 21 according to the lunar calendar?
Mom: hahahaha silly
*my dad telling me a story about a customer whose husband up and left to live in Cambodia after running a restaurant with her for year*
me: why did he just leave like that? What a coward
My dad: i dont know.
Me: thats so cowardly of him. You know what a coward is right?
My dad (in chuchow): like a cow or ox?
HHAHAHAHAHAH